Even Random Hall is cold

My dormitory, Random Hall, has this incredible knack for always being too hot. It doesn't matter what time of year, it doesn't matter what kind of weather, Random is just too hot. Now, with a track record like that in place, why am I wandering around inside, wearing a fleece and gloves, yet still being cold. What has happened here?

0°F with a wind chill of -17°F is just not something that I'm used to. Normally I'm a pretty cold tolerant person too, but for some reason I haven't been taking to it as kindly as usual. And why is there no snow. I want a blizzard; spend some more time vacationing in the B-Lizard Lounge, sipping on a tropical drink and doing some hot Latin dancing.