Frightful experience

So, I'm driving home this evening (~2a) just minding my own business as I do. It's late at night so there shouldn't be many cars on the road and I can see them in advance by their headlights anyway. I come around a corner and the rest is best explained if I simply relate the immediate sequence of my thoughts after I turn the corner:

  • DEER!
  • HOLY FUCK!
  • BRAKE!
  • SON OF A BITCH!
  • BRAKES LOCKING!
  • LET UP!
  • BRAKE AGAIN!
  • OH CRAP!
  • Wait, I'm ok.
  • Heart, you can start again.

I won't be all melodramatic and be like, "I could have died, I was so scared." No, I'm cool, but it was pretty startling and more than a little frigthening at the time.

That's my harrowing experience of the day, now for some sleep