Now, I know you all have been wondering where I went and when I was going to return, so I'll tell you. I didn't go anywhere, it's just that in the confusion of people moving and getting r-type moved from one place to another, r-type ended up offline for a very long time. As to when I'm going to return, r-type just came online and it plans to stay that way.
I'm just as annoyed as you are; there have been plenty of truly amusing antics that I would love to have made you all aware of but the moments have passed and you'll just have to wait until something new happens.
Also, flying monkeys.