Things I Wish I Could Do

Shake the hand of the man who invented the sandwich.

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I'm sure that this is still possible. It just involves some grave robbing and your acceptance of the fact that the hand might fall off.

Oh, John Montagu, we barely knew ye!

You present a very interesting point. Somebody get me my shovel!

I'll get your shovel! BOOSH!

I'll shovel your get! HOOSB!

I'll boosh your hoosb?