I have decided to start using a new rating system for ascribing quality and victory to things and people, namely pants. For example, I am going to award two and a half pants to the person that suggested I watch the movie that I'm watching right now. It should be noted that this is pants and not pairs of pants.
The pants I am discussing here are less like real pants and more like points, in a karmic sense. To that end, they are non-transferrable, have no monetary value, are non-corporeal and are not keep in any records.