Transformers: The Movie is teh suck?

Transformers: The Movie came up in conversation at work and one of my coworkers forwarded me a link to a rant about how much the movie sucks. I love that movie and I was expecting a stupid read that I would thoroughly disagree with, but instead I find myself agreeing with everything said. The rant is absolutely spot on in pointing out that Transformers: The Movie sucks and I find no fault in the diatribe; even so, I love the movie and am going to take passion over rational in this case.