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Sputnik I Happy 50th birthday Sputnik, you flying grapefruit. Oh, and thanks for all the space technology that you inspired out of Cold War fear.

I must say though, it would be nice if we were still into that whole space program thing. It might also be cool if we didn't waste so much money on unneeded and excessive military superiority. I guess somebody forgot to tell us that the cold war ended sixteen years ago.