So I was driving down the road and I passed three cars in a row that each had one headlight out. Being as I was in the car by myself, I was thinking out loud and I said, "Three padiddles in a row, what're the odds of that?", rhetorically of course. Then it occurred to me, if I had Data or C3P0 around, they would've rattled off the odds to me in annoyingly cliche form. How awesome would that be?
Earlier today, my Sidekick notified me of a new over-the-air update; now seeing as it will keep pestering you until you update and I'm the "ooh new and flash!" sort of person, I let it go and install the update. I've only been poking at the thing a little bit, but I can already say that v2.3 is definitely a good update, in more than just superficial ways. A lot of little things have changed and some biggish things have changed. I expect there's some stuff I haven't seen yet and so far everything's good. Here's a quick run-down of some of the changes I've seen:
- AOL Instant Messenger - Added buddy icon support. Away messages now appear on buddy list. Still no profile support.
- Phone - Icon has changed; first and least impressive thing I've noticed.
- Address Book - Added Instant Messaging field, which pleases me immensely and means I'll have to spend some time with my address book in the near future.
- Camera - New loading screen instead of just freezing up for a few moments with the word loading overlaid, reassuring and good improvement. Better picture quality, maybe, I'm not sure but it seems to be taking slightly better photos, if it's a placebo, oh well, if it's real, HOT!
It turns out there exists a reason not to hate the DOA series of fighting games, other than the high quality female chest rendering effects that make the 16 year olds oggle. You might be asking, what possible reason might a die hard Soul Calibur aficionado, like myself, have to like DOA? Well, it turns out that Tecmo has pulled a franchising fast one on me and included master ninja Ryu Hayabusa of Ninja Gaiden fame in their DOA games. The problem here, of course, is that I didn't want a reason to like DOA, I was plenty content considering it a crappy fighting game. Now I'm going to have to go and find myself a copy of DOA2 for the Dreamcast, reevaluate my opinion on the matter as regards Ryu Hayabusa and then I'm going to have to think about this later when DOA4 comes out. Incidentally, the proposed cover art for DOA4 prominently displays Ryu (back row, second from the left) in full ninja get-up. Damn you for finding my weakness Tecmo, damn you!
UPDATE:DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DOA4 is also going to include a Halo Spartan, namely the female Spartan-458 (Master Chief is Spartan-117). They really have found my weakness, commercialization of fighting games. MVC, Smash Brothers, and now DOA, these fighting game makers are clever.
One does not wreck less while being reckless.
In my continued policy of watching a whole bunch of movies ranging from very good to highly dubious in quality, I just watched Tremors 2, 3 and 4, having seen the first many years ago. I can easily say that the first one was fun as far as bad horror movies go. Notably though, the first one had Kevin Bacon in it. The second and third ones followed the trend of horror movie sequels being worse than the original, but still fun in a campy kind of way, sort of. The fourth in the series, goes and completely redeems the second and third by being set in the Wild West and having Billy Drago, of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. fame. Things don't get much better than a Western with giant killer sand worms that doesn't take itself seriously.
In my free time, I've been playing with the wonderful Uncyclopedia a whole bunch. For those poor souls out there that don't know about Uncyclopedia, it's basically Wikipedia but wrong; that and it's the twelfth wonder of the world. I've contributed a lot to a few articles and a bit to a lot of articles.
Some articles which I've contributed heavily to include (but are not limited to):
And a couple of articles that I really like but haven't contributed much, if any, to:
- Kitten Huffing
- The GI Joe-Transformers War
- The Oldest Trick in the Book
- World War I (video game)
In conclusion, Uncyclopedia is awesome and everyone should use it more and contribute to it a bunch.
Ok kids, it's that time once again; time to play good movie, bad movie, worse movie:
- Good movie: The Hudsucker Proxy
- Bad movie: The Punisher
- Worse movie: Jason X
Actually, worse is a pretty big understatement.
I had an interview earlier today for a web development position and I'm pretty sure that it went poorly, but as with all failures, there was more learned than with success. To that end, having spent the first five minutes of the car drive back beating myself up for screwing up and the remaining twenty-five thinking about what I could have done better, I have a pretty good idea of some of the mistakes I made.
My first reaction was to write all the things I would have liked to have said here in the hopes that the interviewers might read my blog and think better of me. Realizing that was both silly and a continuation of the mistakes I was already making, that paragraph has been replaced with this paragraph.
I figure my main problem was that I was too busy trying to figure out what they wanted and how to impress my mad skillzors (sic) instead of just trying to present me as me and hope that's what they want. I should figure out a way to get better at meeting new people and being myself.
I happened to be next to and then behind a brand spanking new H3 on Memorial Drive earlier today and I formed a few, mostly negative, impressions on the thing. Ok, so first off, this thing doesn't even look like a HMMWV anymore; the Hummer was a civilianized HMMWV and the H2 was a gentrified Hummer, but the H3 is a soccer mom SUV that's styled to vaguely remind you of an H2. I'll give you the most blatantly stupid example of what I saw on the H3: on the back right of the thing, I saw a thick metal ring of the sort that you could hook chains to so as to pull a heavy load but when I looked for a matching ring on the left, I saw the license plate, which means the one on the right must be ornamental. How dumb is the idea of an ornamental heavy towing ring? It's not a nice or classy ornament; it basically just says, "when you look at my truck I want you to think that I'd like to be able to tow really heavy stuff but will never actually have any desire to do so". This whole SUV as an image thing is just getting ridiculous; if you want to look hardcore, be hardcore, cut out this fucking poser crap.
These images are screenshots taken from my copy of Soul Calibur that show my record of 1'04"02 in Arcade mode. All this thinking about video games made me remember and I figured it was as good a time as any to put proof on the intzorweb. We didn't think to tape it when I beat the record, so this is the best I've got. Sorry about the tagging, but I care about this and don't trust the internet half as far as I can throw it. Also, since this was back when I was at my absolute best, I would be mighty surprised if anyone has done any better than this, ever. Some people on the internet seem to have claimed better times, but the best confirmed time I've found is around 1'30; if you can find better, please point me to it. It's a real pity that I didn't manage to beat a minute. For the search engines, if they care, this is my best time high score in Soul Calibur on the Dreamcast in Arcade Mode.